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We're in the desert, don't forget.". "Pepe, since when did you ever hear of a mirage that smells like bacon… it's no mirage, it's a bacon tree.". Luis staggers towards the tree as a result. He gets about 5 meters away, Pepe close following when a machine gun opens fire on them, and Luis falls like a wet sock.
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1. A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos… poof. He disappears without a tres. 2. Reading in Mexico is not very interesting because there are no books. Only Manuels. 3. Two Mexicans are talking while waiting for the bus. The bus arrives so one says to the other "we should TACOn the bus." 4.
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¡A que te pego! Pepito - No puedes, mamá, no tenemos pegamento. Mom - Pepito, we're out of glue. Go buy some at the store. Pepito - I don't want to, mom, I'm playing! Mom - What do you mean you don't want to? How about I spank you? Pepito - You can't, mom, we don't have any glue! Colmos
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Hilarious Hispanic Jokes curated just for you, like: What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs? Consuelo! My mother told me this one
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2. "Why do Mexicans get sick easily? Because they are ill-legal immigrants.". 3. "My Mexican friend's mom died. To make him feel better I tell him "mucho" every time I see him, it means a lot to him.". 4. "The ice made a plan to get all illegal Mexican immigrants together. No Juan escaped.".
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No Whey José. How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Juan. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives. Why did the Mexican take a Xanax? For Hispanic attacks. What book do Mexican students read in English class? Tequila mocking bird.
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124 hispanic jokes and hilarious hispanic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hispanic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. It's Hispanic Heritage Month and what better way to celebrate than with some hilarious Hispanic jokes?
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1. - Papá, ¿qué se siente tener un hijo tan guapo? - No sé hijo, pregúntale a tu abuelo… 2. Una madre mosquito le dice a sus hijos mosquititos: - Hijos, tienen mucho cuidado con los humanos y no se acerquen a ellos ya que siempre quieren matarnos. Pero uno de los mosquitos le dice: - No, Mami, eso no es cierto.
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Carlos. What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto. What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a white man with no girlfriend? Cholo vs Solo. Who runs the Mexican Amazon?
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Without a Tres. upvote downvote report My Hispanic friend keep telling me that NASA always have sent chicken propelled rockets to space Look at all the "Apollo" missions, he say upvote downvote report This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 I am over 18 What do hispanic jews celebrate? Juanukkah
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Joke: A man sees a Mexican book store and decides to go inside because he's never been to a Mexican book store before. He asks the owner "Do you have the Trump book on his foreign policies with Mexico?" The owner responds "F*ck off - you get out and you stay out". The man responds "Yes!, that's the one!". 4.
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Laugh Riot with "150 Mexican Jokes" to Brighten Your Day begins. Mexican humor inspires this collection. Sombreros, salsa, and more—these jokes highlight Mexico's lively character. You've found the right article if you're a comedy buff, a casual laugher, or just trying to lighten your day. We'll chuckle at 150 Mexican jokes in.
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120 Funny Mexican Jokes: Two Mexicans are talking while waiting for the bus. The bus arrives so one says to the other "we should TACOn the bus" What did the Mexican doctor tell his patient? Be ready for a different Día de los Muertos this year Why do Mexicans have Netflix? For Netflix and chili How do you call a spider piñata? Piñatarantula
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Papá, me siento mal. Pues siéntate bien. Translation: Dad, I feel ill. Well, sit properly. Latino fathers love a good grammar joke. The conjugation of the first person of the verbs sentir (to feel) and sentarse (to sit down) is the same: siento. The Latino dad is playing with that to tease his son. 4.
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1. A Mexican thinks his wife has an affair but she says he is the only Juan. 2. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives. 3. Did you know that Mexican gigolos sometimes have specials? Two for the price of Juan. 4. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. 5.
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r/Jokes • 12 yr. ago blackhawk1307 mexican racist jokes (dont look if u cant handle them) how do you stop a mexican tank? shoot the guy pushing it 2) why isnt there a mexican olympic team? because all of the people who can run, swim, and jump are in the U.S! 3) whats the difference between a picnic table and a mexican man?