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Menopause poems to make you laugh Bloody Menopause Menopause, oh menopause, The time of life that gives us pause, Our bodies change, our tempers flare, We laugh, we cry, we pull our hair. One minute hot, the next cold. Our moods like stories, often untold, We search for words, we can't recall, Our minds are a blur, we hit a wall.


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Menopause. Hot, cold, hot, cold. oh the price of getting old. Blankets off, blankets on. where the hell is my calgone. Hot flashes, night sweats. so many things my mind forgets. Craving chocolates and salty chips. adding pounds upon my hips.


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Literally! As we go through menopause, often times we find ourselves in public situations where we suddenly start sweating and turning red. Most people would think perhaps you suffer from high blood pressure, or you're going to have a heart attack when they see that happen. Nope! It's just menopause. You can either laugh about it or cry about it.


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Place M&M's into a jar or bag and add this saying/poem for a fun menopause survival gag gift. To temporarily calm your craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one. At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one. Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression. The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone.


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1. If only you could explain the hot flashes to others ADVERTISEMENT 2. Maybe it's best to keep a fire extinguisher on hand 3. Hear ye! Hear ye! We have finally found the cause 4. Why did nobody ever tell us that we'd be living all our lives at once? 5. Don't mess with a woman suffering through menopause. ever 6. She is not amused 7.


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Dr. Hilary Jones recently explained to the Daily Mail UK that 75 percent of women suffer low mood as the result of hormonal changes, and many don't even realize that their mood changes are the result of premenopausal and menopausal activity. It's no coincidence that around 30% of women aged 50 to 59 are obese.


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Hermione M. March 13, 2022 6 Min Read Menopause is a natural biological process that signals the end of a woman's reproductive years. It can cause many symptoms such as hot flashes, night sweats, difficulty sleeping, vaginal dryness, and mood swings - just to name a few!


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Jun 15, 2020 - Explore Karen Pilkerton's board "MENOPAUSE HUMOR", followed by 562 people on Pinterest. See more ideas about menopause humor, menopause, humor.


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She is the author of 13 bold books, including Naked, Drunk and Writing (Ten Speed Press, 2010). Menopause. The mother of all wake-up callsAfter the hormones wear off like party drugsThe house is rewiredBy a blind and maybe drunk electricianSparks are flyingThe thermostat's out of whackIt's like living in a Bulgarian hotel. Still.


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Jan 18, 2020 - Explore Laura Lee's board "Menopause Humor", followed by 109 people on Pinterest. See more ideas about menopause humor, menopause, humor.


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19. "Menopause: the ultimate excuse for eating chocolate without guilt." 20. "I used to be cool, now I'm just going through menopause." 21. "Menopause: when you can't tell if it's mood swings or if everyone around you is just annoying." 22. "I don't have wrinkles, I have laughter lines… and a few frown lines too." 23.


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Enjoy! MANIACAL-PAUSE. Written by Tracey Maguire (Author of 'THE WORKER IN ME') She's a hotbed of volcanic blasts. And often has the blues. She's red and raw and sweaty. And always wants a snooze. Her husband doesn't know her. There's a certain kind of pall.


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October 18, 2021 By // by Mandy Dineley Over The Bloody Moon - Menopause Poem Photo Credit Lesley Salem Over The Bloody Moon My heart is pounding, a sudden rush of heat I have just said a sentence, which I now can't remember to repeat my skin is not behaving, my hair has lost lustre and volume I am losing my menstrual cycle I'm over the bloody moon


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Poem Details | by Elizabeth Kinch | Categories: age, change, humorous, women, Menopause Misery The menopause has hit me, My oestrogen is going, I'm very hot and sweaty, My face all red and glowing. My mood is unpredictable, I scream and then I shout, My waistbands getting tighter, I'm fatter without a doubt.


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Menopause quotes 1. "So many women I've talked to see menopause as an ending. But I've discovered this is your moment to reinvent yourself after years of focusing on the needs of everyone.


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Posted in Funny Poems, Love Poems Filament.io Made with Flare More Info ©1996 Susan Noyes Anderson, Age Happens, Meadowbrook Press When we were young, you made me blush, go hot and cold and turn to mush. I still feel all these things, it's true… but is it menopause, or you?